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Take Me Out Of The Ballgame
You know I have this friend at least
That's what I thought he was
One night we had this argument
About some common cause
When suddenly he took this turn
And our dispute did switch
He cocked his head and Loudly said
You're one castrating bitch
Chorus: Oh, Tell me I'm stubborn
Say that I'm strong
Call me tough-minded
I'll get along
I'll gladly debate you
On Any occasion
Just Please…Leave Your Balls
Out of the equation
My good friend, Viva, must climb poles
So she can do her work
She's very good at phone repair
Her duty she won't shirk
When yesterday some guy screamed up
"Hey, Bitch! Get Off that line!
I'm climbing walls! Don't Bust my Balls,
You're job there should be mine.
Chorus
A friend of mine who loves ping pong
Challenged me to play
He thought he'd have an easy win
To brighten up his day
But when the score was mounting up
And he fell far behind
He stomped his foot and claimed I put
His manhood on the line
Chorus
Final Chorus: I'm no female canine
A surgeon , I'm not
But You've got mean words
For the strength that I've got
But each time we argue
Or you down me in Jest
I never accuse you……
Of cutting my Breast!
(cha cha cha)
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